Facebook Deficiency Syndrome (FDS)??

is there such thing as Facebook Deficiency Syndrome (FDC) ?if yes i think i have it!hahahahaha i mean i can't leave a day without facebook now!i came across a friend's blog and this is what he says

Symptoms includes:

1. Anxious in front of computer ☑

2. Sitting in front of computer, stare at it without doing anything for about an hour ☑

3. Repeatedly clicking 'Refresh' button on each of the webpage even though you know nothing gonna happen ☑

4. Feels like got alot of things to do online but in fact you are just clicking 'Refresh' button ☑

5. Get addicted to the games ☑

6. Upload your lastest pictures immediately ☑

7. The first thing that comes into your mind when you on your computer/laptop is Facebook ☑

all tick so confirm la i got FDS?!hahahahaha i think i need to go to a rehad for FDS!hahahaha imagine if one fine day facebook suddenly got bugs or shut down for 48 hours!omg!i dunno what will i do?commit suicide?hahahahaha i admit i am super addicted to facebook!every morning all i think about is facebook.not only in the morning but every second of my life wei!it's like i can't live without facebook.for example when i got back to ipoh there is no line merr at home so i can't online i keep on thinking about my games and all the comments aNd all the wall to wall post!hahahahaha gone la me this time!i mean facebook is such a hit even my mum have facebook!*faint* i think in the future facebook might be in the dictionary too!Hahahahaha